Lovely. I'll add it to this list of things women online have told me not to do.

- Don't complain

- Don't run for the bus

- Don't drive automatic

- Don't order a chai latte

- Don't sit in the shade when it's too hot

- Don't make too much eye contact with women

- Don't make too little eye contact with women

- Say sorry

- Don't say sorry

- Don't wear sandals

- Don't smile in photos

- Smile in photos

- Don't make grammar mistakes in texts

- Don't use a straw