Ok. I simply don’t know what to say to that. I suppose I should be in prison for sexual assault then.

The idea that you should have to ask every time you touch someone is unrealistic and actually quite funny. Have you been to a nightclub before?

How about a music festival?

“Can I touch your arm!!!??”

“What!???”

“I said…Can I touch your arm!!!!!!!???”

“……..What!!??”

Your theoretical ideas of how male to female relations should work aren’t practical in the real world