The REAL university is already online.

Personally, I began my education the day my university course ended. I have learnt so much from watching podcasts and reading blogs. And it was all completely free.

We are human beings. We don’t like reading essays with no human emotion in them whatsoever.

“On the other hand”. “In conclusion”. “It could be argued that”

This is the mind-numbing language of essays. You get marked up for using safe phrases like these and marked down for trying to be creative.

In conclusion, fuck academic essays.